Mommy Diane is using your big-boy name.
Oh, it's so fancy and shiny.
-Absolutely not. -Excuse me?!
We needs it.
Uh, I think something's wrong with your mom.
Maybe you should try restarting her.
She's busted, baby.
You sure are.
I'm gonna fuck that brooch if it's the first thing I do.
Wow, so many apps. Can I please fucks it now?
Yeah, I know.
Fuck you, man.
Opportunity knocked, and I answered, baby. Hello, it's me, Rick. What's happening?
Sorry, Nick, you're on your own.
Okay, window. You got me.
Ah! You should be a vampire hunter!
If only Steve Jobs was alive to see this,
he'd be so proud of how far everything has come.
And how far I just came.
I shot like a fucking rocket, man.