THE WHITE LOTUS
EPISODE 1 SEASON II
I love that about you.
You're always just so grateful for what you have in life.
Yeah, I feel like no matter how much fun you have,
you have to, like, enjoy the small things, like a trip to Italy.
You know what? We work hard for it, though.
I think so.
Did you guys just get here?
Yeah, we just flew in this morning.
Oh, I'm so jealous. We leave in a few hours.
- So, did you have a good time? - We had the best time.
- Have you guys been here before? - No.
The hotel's perfect and the staff is excellent.
- The food is amazing. - I've heard.
- And the wine. I mean... - We are so excited.
Italy's just so romantic. You're gonna die.
They're gonna have to drag you out of here.
Oh, I'm sure.
Well, I'm gonna get in the water one last time.
But... you guys are gonna have such an amazing trip.
- Thank you. Nice to meet you. - You too.
- Safe travels. - Thanks.
- Bye! - Bye!
What the fuck was that?
Holy fuck. Oh my fucking God.
Holy fucking shit.
Help! Help!
Help!
Lasciami qui, eh.
Valentina.
Why is your face like that?
- One of the guests has drowned. - What?
It's fine, the ocean is not hotel property.
We can't be liable for what happens in the Ionian sea!
You don't get it...
Salvatore says other bodies have been found.
What other bodies?
What the fuck are you saying Rocco, what do you mean other bodies?
Other guests have been killed.
Rocco, how many dead guests are there?
I don't know... A few?
Fuck...
One Week Earlier
So?
Mia.
What's wrong?
Massimo has a new girl.
Mia, still with Massimo? Enough! Don't think about it.
Come on, let's go... the boat's here.
- What boat? - Come with me!
Bye, Ale! I see you later!
- Bye! I'll call you. - Yes!
- Luci, where are we going? - To the pier.
Greet them together with the same right hand.
The champagne...
why such a small tray?
Rocco, there's a 10 people arriving! Such a tiny tray!
You think that's normal? A tiny tray...
Rocco, we'll talk later... you make everything impossible!
Do you at least know what he looks like?
No.
Just said he'd be o n the 12 o'clock boat.
Could be any of them.
- Not the real old one? - Don't think so.
Are they ever this old?
- Can they...? - They can.
Sometimes I'll give them a pill.
Disgusting Luci.
Signori Di Grasso.
Welcome to the White Lotus. I am Valentina, the resort manager.
- How was your boat ride? - It was bellissimo.
I mean, I'm impressed that you are even here.
Why are you impressed?
It's a long trip from Los Angeles, and you are quite old, no?
Anyway, Isabella here will take you up to the hotel
and bring you to your beautiful rooms.
Can I offer you a glass of Prosecco?
Thank you, dear. You're a sight for sore eyes.
- Thank you. - Thanks.
- You like it? - Yeah. Thank you.
Hello, darling.
These two aren't bad.
Hey. Welcome to Sicily.
Cute.
- Oh no... - Mr. and Mrs. Sullivan.
- They're with their wives. - Wouldn't be the first time.
You must be Mr. and Mrs. Spiller?
Men are so disappointing.
- How was your flight? - It was fine.
But they did lose Cameron's bag in Rome.
Never transfer through Rome. Fiumicino always loses bags.
You should have flown through Munich.
- Thanks for the tip. - Yeah. Next time.
- You're welcome. - Thank you.
Please, some Italian Prosecco?
- Let's toast, people. - No, thanks. I think I'll just wait.
Harper, you don't want one?
No. I don't want one.
They wanna do a toast. Can you hold the glass for me?
I haven't eaten in six hours. I don't need any more drinks.
Sorry.
Just hold it. Sorry.
That's okay.
- Cheers. We made it. - Cheers.
Welcome to the White Lotus in Sicily.
Thank you.
If your bag will ever arrive, we'll let you know right way.
- Okay. - If you believe in miracles.
- Okay, thank you. - You're welcome.
- So you don't like Prosecco? - No, no, it's fine. Thank you.
Okay.
Okay, careful.
Mrs. McQuoid-Hunt!
That's a lot of fucking bags.
Welcome to the White Lotus in Sicily.
Maybe she's moving to Italy.
You guys just really... just pull out all the stops.
You really do.
Whenever I stay at a White Lotus, I always have a memorable time.
- Always. - And you are in our Blossom Circle.
So, you are very important to us.
But I was a Petal, and I've worked my way up to Blossom. Yeah.
You know that your husband is already here?
Good. Because...
He hasn't been responding to my texts.
- Shall we? - Yeah, okay.
Okay, Portia, do you get service here?
Yeah, I think we both have full service.
Maybe we could take it to AT&T or something.
Wow. This hotel is so cool.
Well, originally, it was a convent.
Honey, check out this view.
- Whoa. Is that a volcano? - Mount Etna.
Hey, what is with these head things? We keep seeing them everywhere.
- Testa di Moro. - Testa di Moro?
Yeah. Well, the story is a Moor came here a long time ago
and seduced a local girl.
But then she found out that he had a wife and children back home.
So, because he lied to her, she cut his head off.
Jesus.
So if you put one of those outside of your house, what are you saying?
If you come into my house, don't fuck my wife.
It's a warning to husbands, babe.
Screw around and you'll end up buried in the garden.
Oh, before I forget. I'll show you a special feature.
- Cool. - If I open this door...
You can connect the two rooms. Should I show you?
- Oh, cool. - No, no, that's okay.
I doubt we'll use that.
Okay.
I mean, it's possible at some point. I don't know.
It's good to have the option, yeah?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Never know.
- Guys, we did it! - Yeah!
Come on! We're finally here! We've been talking about this forever.
- This is awesome. - I'm so happy we're here.
- It's gonna be great. - Yeah, totally.
- Let me show you your rooms. - Yeah. Let's go.
- Okay. See ya. - All right, guys. See you later.
Yeah. See you.
What?
I should tell you. Both my parents were born in Sicily.
Yeah, they came to the States as children.
Yeah. But we are Sicilian, just like you.
Although I'm not from Sicily. I am from Milan.
You do have more of a Northern look.
Beautiful hazel eyes. Wonderful smile.
You're very kind.
You must be very popular.
Alright then...
Anyway, we're here because we'll visit the town my grandmother's from.
It's a little town, Testa dell'Acqua.
Yeah, that sounds very special.
Hopefully, um, we can find some people there who can speak English,
maybe help us track down some distant relatives.
'Cause we definitely don't speak Italian.
Oh, you should come, Isabella.
You could be our translator. We need you.
- Dad. - Hm?
Leave her alone. We'll take it from here.
Okay, thank you. Shall I show you how to close the curtains?
- There's a button over there on the... - That's okay. We'll figure it out.
I'd like to know. Where is this button, Isabella?
Dad! I'm gonna help you find it, okay?
Thank you very, very much.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
- You're very lovely. - Thank you.
They are lucky to have you working here.
Be our translator.
You slammed the door in that poor girl's face!
- You were harassing her. - How? I was not.
- You kinda were. And farting. - It's the Prosecco.
Okay. Albie and I are gonna go to our rooms.
We'll come back for you in a bit. You gonna be okay?
Great.
Why did we do this?
It's nice, Dad. It's a nice thing to do.
I got a migraine. I'm gonna go lay down.
Okay. Well, I'm probably gonna head down to the pool.
And then what time did you wanna meet up for...
The most ancient art is 14th century.
Oh, my God. Where did...
Yeah. Your missing husband is here.
Hey.
Hi!
How was the flight?
Hey, uh, yeah, you know I texted you a bunch of times.
- And you never texted me back. - I know, I know. I'm sorry.
We just had a flare-up at work it was...
- Shall I show you your room, or... - Yeah, definitely.
What the hell is she doing here?
What?
Yeah, uh, well, look. I'm traveling by myself...
You bring your assistant to a vacation with your husband?
Anything you need, I'll be there.
I just don't know what the big deal is. I don't know why you're so bothered.
Because I said no! Because it's supposed to be romantic.
Because it's a vacation, in Sicily, for us.
I mean, it's not like she's, like, gonna be in our bed and stuff.
I mean, she has her own room.
Tanya.
- Get rid of her. - I'll get rid of her. All right?
Put her on a plane.
Hey!
You're gonna have to get lost.
Okay. Yeah. So, what do you mean?
- I'd see you in a week, then? - No, no, no, no.
I want you to stay close, 'cause I might need you.
But just lay low and not come out of your room.
I gotta go.
I did it. I did it.
Hi, Portia. Do you want a drink?
I'm hungry.
Well, we have these little things here.
I just think it's like, you sold your company,
you got rich, and now he's your best friend? That's just...
Are you taking that side of the bed? I always sleep on that side.
Okay. What, is it a big deal?
Yeah, I wanna sleep on my side of the bed.
Okay.
I'll sleep over there.
Yeah, I think that's better.
Also, they're so touchy-feely. Right? Like, do you notice that?
It feels performative. Like, who does that?
Happily married couples?
Couples that have been married for five years? No, it feels fake.
You're so quick to judge people.
Yeah, people that brag about taking helicopters to the Hamptons
and being friends with Jeff Bezos.
Look, Cameron is the kinda guy who, if you can put up with him for 5 minutes,
you can put up with him forever. He is consistent.
- A consistent douche? - Yeah. He's crazy, it's funny.
Was he like that in college?
Way worse.
Why were you even friends with him?
We weren't friends, we were roommates.
And then, you know how it is.
You kind of become friends, and now we're friends.
At some point, he's gonna approach you with some kind of money-making scheme
or some kind of favor or something.
There's a reason they invited us here.
Well, that's my prediction. So, we'll see.
Can you just please try to make an effort?
Or else this is gonna be a very awkward week.
When do I ever make things awkward?
Could you put these... These are hers.
Just put them on the couch or the... anywhere.
Thank you. Grazie!
Thank you!
Marco, it's Valentina.
Excuse me one moment.
Rocco, would you like a cup of tea?
I was saying...
I find it unacceptable that the guest in 222
called to say they found a wet rag in the closet.
Hold on a sec.
Excuse me, girls? Hey!
Can I help you?
We're here to meet a guest.
- What's the name? - He's American.
We have many Americans here... name?
- His name is Tom Cruise. - The hotel is for guests only.
So please, Antonio, escort these ladies out.
I know you... I know why you're here.
- Not in my hotel. - Jealous?
You don't know what pleasure is, it's written on your face.
At least I don't have sex for money.
Who'd pay money to have sex with you?
Uptight, ugly bitch!
Is no one monitoring the entrance here?
Or the exit?
What?
Well, we got here in one piece.
My dad's not in the best shape and he's already getting on my nerves.
I'm in the middle of something, Dom, okay?
- I'm gonna go. - Okay.
Um, well... I was thinking of you.
You know? We planned this together and I just really wish you were here.
Yeah, right. Okay. Whatever. Bye, Dom.
- No. Not whatever. - Yes, whatever. Fuck off!
Okay. Listen, Cara is not answering my calls.
She doesn't want to talk to you, so,
I... I don't... I don't know.
Well, you should encourage her to talk to me.
No, I'm not getting involved in that.
But you are getting involved, or why else would she be mad at me?
Because of this latest fucking bullshit, Dom!
And everything else over the last ten fucking years!
Do you really think you should be telling her all this?
Why not? I have nothing to be ashamed of!
And I'm honest.
And I don't keep fucking secrets from my family!
You should try it sometime!
- Well, Albie's here. He's not upset. - Yes, he fucking is!
He's just doesn't want to fight you. He's a sweet, sensitive young man.
And I honestly don't know how that even happened.
He sure as hell didn't get it from you.
Okay. Jesus. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for everything, and I still love you.
Shut the fuck up, Dom.
Shut up with the fucking sorries already.
Enough!
Okay. I'll let you know how it all goes.
I don't fucking care, Dom. I've wasted enough of my life.
I don't want you calling me anymore. It's fucking done.
Okay? Leave me alone.
Seriously! Fuck you! Go fuck yourself, you fucking piece
of fucking shit !
This is such a fucked situation.
I feel like I've just been stuck at home, just doom-scrolling on my phone
the last three years, and I finally get out of there and I'm in Italy,
and she just told me that I have to stay in my room the whole time!
They're both fucking psycho. It's fucked! Like, the job is a joke!
Then quit.
She's a f... She's a mess. She's a miserable mess.
If I had a half a billion dollars, I would not be miserable.
I would be enjoying my life! It's... so unfair and I'm so tired.
Don't worry about her. Just go get some dick.
I know! That's... I know!
That's what I wanted.
I wanted to get thrown around by some hot Italian guy,
and now I'm just gonna be sitting in my room eating pasta.
The menu's all pasta! I'm gonna be so bloated. This sucks.
Oh, shit. Portia. Portia, I gotta get to work.
- Oh, right. Okay. - Love you.
Love you. Text you later.
- Bye! - Bye.
Hey, Harper, I just realized.
I know someone that knows you from law school.
- Kevin Kourepenos. He actually says hi. - Do you want me to say hi?
Yeah, yeah, sure. Tell him I said hi,
and congrats on not getting disbarred.
Okay. I'll tell him.
So, you do employment law. So interesting.
What is that exactly?
We, you know, we take on clients that are suing their employers
for discrimination, sexual harassment, wrongful termination, stuff like that.
Amazing.
- What? What is that face? - No. No, no. Nothing.
Just, um... we've been dealing with a bunch of bogus claims lately.
I mean, everyone has.
I mean, even when they have zero merit and they get thrown out
in summary judgment, you still have to go through all the depos
and the internal investigations. It's a total time suck.
Not to mention a huge waste of money. I mean, God.
- Well, they're not all bogus. - No.
No! God, no. Fuck. Of course they're not.
Harper, no, of course they're not. I'm sorry.
- No, no, no. It's fine. - Sorry.
- All good. - I bet you're really tough.
I bet your clients are really happy to have you in their corner.
Yeah. God, wouldn't wanna mess with you.
She's like the star of her firm. Wins every case.
Of course you are.
Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm fine. I just am dealing with some... work stuff.
It's nothing. It's just... Thank you for asking.
I think I saw you and your cute grandfather on the boat on the way in.
- Yeah. I saw you, too. - Yeah. I'm Portia.
- Albie. - Hey.
Where are you from?
- Los Angeles. - Cool.
- Yeah. What about you? - San Francisco.
I love San Francisco. It's beautiful.
Yeah. Yeah.
I actually spent a lot of time there because I went to a school nearby.
Oh, yeah? What school?
I... went to... Stanford.
- Don't be so ashamed. - Wha... I'm not, it's just...
- I went to Chico State, so... - Oh, cool.
Yeah. "Cool."
Well... What do you do now?
- Um, for work? - Yeah.
I act... I work for this company that does urban planning consulting.
I'm just an intern at this point, so...
So you can go on vacation for a week and no one gives a shit.
Basically. Yeah.
There's your grandfather. He's truly such an adorable man.
Yeah. He's a lot... My dad and I brought him here
because we're Sicilian, or we have Sicilian heritage.
Our last name's Di Grasso.
And we're taking him to the town where his grandmother was born.
Cool. That's... so nice.
Oh, my God! Your grandfather just fell!
Oh, no.
Nonno! Nonno, are you okay?
- Huh? - You okay?
Yeah, no, no. I'm fine. I tripped.
Did you hit your head or anything? Oh, my God. Your hand, it's...
No. Oh, no, no. It's fine.
Are you okay?
Oh, no, darling, thank you. Hello.
Hi. Are you sure you're good? I mean, I'm so sorry you fell.
Just came to see the view, I mean...
Yeah, I'll walk with you, Nonno.
There's a good view this way. Come on.
- Huh? Yeah, okay. Oh, my hat. - Yeah, I'll get... Yeah.
- Here you go. - Okay.
- Maybe I'll see you around. - Yeah, I'm just...
Huh, yeah. No, uh, I'm fine. Who's the girl?
Hi.
Right now?
Hey, where you going?
Don't you want me to wash up first? It's hot out! I got swamp crotch.
Yeah. God, he's always thinking of me.
Totally disregard my text about the Ambien.
- I have located my Ambien. - Oh, my gosh. I'm so glad.
Thank God.
'Cause we don't have any, so I'm sorry about that.
Oh. Really? You guys don't take sleeping pills?
No.
- Ever? - Nope.
- You have trouble sleeping? - Mm.
- Yeah. - Why? Why can't you sleep?
Just, like work stuff?
Yeah, but also just... I don't know, just everything that's going on...
...in the world.
What do you mean? What's going on?
I don't know. Just, like, the end of the world.
No, Harper!
The world's not ending, it's not that bad.
Honestly, Cam and I don't even watch the news anymore.
- You don't follow the news? - No.
What?
Like, I'm just so over the whole news cycle, you know?
It's like, gimme a break.
They're just trying to freak everybody out.
Yeah. They're just polarizing society by making us glued
to their apocalyptic soap opera, you know? It's like...
Yeah. And even if it was as bad as they say it is,
I mean what can you really do, you know?
- Right. - We vote, we donate money.
- You can't obsess. - Did you vote, babe? Be honest.
I did.
- Doesn't matter. - I voted. Didn't I?
- I don't think you did. - I think I did. I did.
I don't know.
Okay, so you guys don't watch the news.
What do you do, like, all day?
Well, I mean, I'm home with the kids. I mean, mostly.
Oh, right. Of course. Right.
- Yeah. I do a lot of Dateline. - Yeah.
I love it. Husbands murdering their wives.
Happens a lot on vacation. Scuba diving.
He'll just un-plug her oxygen while she's underwater.
Happens more than you think.
- Why are you looking at me? - Why are we all looking at you?
Yeah.
Cameron really likes to watch macho reality TV.
The guys are really ugly.
Oh, my God. That sounds so bad, but they are.
Honey, the people on Dateline aren't exactly attractive either.
At least they're murdering each other. What do you watch, Ethan?
Uh, what do we watch? Like, documentaries.
- Ted Lasso, sometimes. - We love Ted Lasso.
- Oh, you like it? - Yeah, man.
- Yes, of course. - So likable, right?
- I don't watch Ted Lasso. - Love it.
- No? - Such a good guy.
Yeah.
So much content now. It's like there's billions of shows
and we're just trying to keep up. It's kind of suffocating, honestly.
- Too much. It's too much. - Yeah.
It's like we're all entertaining each other while the world burns, right?
We're all just zombies, you know, like...
I love a binge.
I don't. You?
- Anyway. - Okie dokie. Well...
If I can't get a swim in, I may as well get a tan, right?
Hey, you know you can just borrow one of my suits.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'd love a swim-in. That'd be great.
Were you gonna go up to get some sunscreen anyway?
- Oh, yeah. - You could grab it for him.
Yeah. I'll come up with you actually, 'cause I gotta change into it anyway.
- Another round of Spritzes, E? - Sure, I'm on it!
Another round?
Yeah, he likes to order 'em before they're gone.
What are you... ?
What the fuck?
Oh, my God.
I must have been dissociating.
I was seeing all these faces
of men with these very effeminate hairstyles.
And then...
I saw you and your eyes were like shark eyes,
like just completely dead. Like, just like, dead.
Well, you really know how to pump a guy up.
Must've been the Bonine that I took before the flight.
- I didn't get to finish. - I need to take a breather.
Making love in the afternoon with Tanya.
Tanya?
Yeah?
You ate all the macaroons, didn't you?
What macaroons?
How do you expect to lose weight if you inhale five macaroons
and not even remember?
- Well, there were only three. - There were five.
Did you drink the champagne, too?
He keeps them in here.
- Yeah. - Oh, I'll try it, then.
Hey, uh... listen. I know we don't know each other that well,
but I really appreciate you being here. You know, it means a lot.
Ethan never really brought around a lot of girls, so I'm...
...just so happy that he found someone. I think it's great.
- Well, thanks for inviting us. - Sure.
- It'll be fun. - It will be.
- I'm gonna get the sunscreen. - Yeah.
- Okay. - Hey!
What do you think? Little snug, right?
- I think they're fine. - Yeah?
Can't find the sunscreen.
You know what? They probably have a bunch of that by the pool.
- I'm gonna keep looking. - Yeah. Hey, I'll see you down there.
Hi.
- Hey! Nonno fell by the pool. - What?
He's fine. But I think he hit his head.
He could have a concussion.
I'm thinking someone should sleep with him tonight.
- Keep an eye on him. - Yeah. Good idea.
Uh, we'll put him in your room. I got work stuff.
LA will still be up. I'm gonna be up and around all night.
So let's just, uh... We'll put him in your room. Okay?
- Okay. - Anything else?
No.
- What do you say, dinner at eight? - Yeah. Sure.
All right.
This guy is such a drag.
- Luci, how did he find you? - On the internet...
I have a profile.
Someone DM'd me once on Instagram...
and offered me 50 Euros for a photo of my feet.
That's when I realized I can make a lot of money...
whenever I want.
Let's do a threesome. We charge him double.
- No, I can't do that. - It'll be easy.
- I'll do all the work. - I can't be with another man.
I'm still in love with...
- Massimo. - Don't be such a romantic.
Be practical... get what you can from them while you're young.
You need the money to make music.
- You're so talented. - Thanks, Luci.
Yeah.
So?
- You wanna do it? - Okay.
I'll go with you, but no threesome.
Mia, he's gone.
"Non dimenticar" means "Don't forget your heart," my darling...
- Go away! - Hurry up!
Go shit somewhere else.
- Mia! You look amazing! - Really?
- Oh God! I look like a whore. - Exactly.
- You're crazy. - No.
You're beautiful.
Dai! Mi serve questa e questa.
Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. Hunt. Welcome.
Ah, Mikael. This is my wife, Tanya.
Nice to meet you, Mrs. Tanya. How are you today?
I heard a lot about you.
Nice to meet you. How was your day today?
Oh, it was a... It was a good day.
- One sec. - Did you watch the football today?
- What? - I told you to stay in the room.
I had to eat.
Oh, my God. He's gonna flip the fuck out.
Like that.
Anyway. Here she is. Shall we...
Yeah, look, why not? Let's eat.
Shall we go to the table? Please, let me
take you to the table. Follow me, please.
We just flew all the way in from Los Angeles.
Just to be here in Sicily. Because we are Sicilian. Are you Sicilian?
Yes, from Catania.
Are you married?
Dad, why don't you let her put our order in so I can get a drink?
My son is a big muckity-muck in Hollywood, so he's very impatient.
- I'll bring you your drinks. - Thank you.
- Thanks. Sorry. - Thank you.
Dad, you gotta knock it off.
What's the problem?
What are you doing? I mean, what's... the point?
Flirting is one of the pleasures of life.
Do you actually think you have a chance with any of these women?
Oh, don't be rude.
I'm just saying, you're eighty years old.
Well, I'm still a man. And I get older and older,
but the women I desire remain young. Natural, right? You can relate to that.
Can you still get...
- Do you still get... - What? Hard?
- ...erections? - Sure. Like that.
- Really? - Albie.
Do you still, like, jerk off?
Doctors say you need to release once a day...
...otherwise you get backed up.
Wait a second. Doctors say you need to jerk off once a day?
That's right.
- Which doctors say that? - You need to drain the sack.
They say that?
Common knowledge.
God. It just seems like the body would naturally stop getting horny
once you're past the age of procreation, you know?
- Like at 50, you would just stop. - Fifty? Fifty's not that old.
- It just seems undignified. - I'm still virile, by the way.
I could still impregnate a woman.
No girl should have to be exposed to an old guy's junk.
It's not like it was ever so beautiful to look at anyway.
I mean, it's a penis. It's not a sunset.
Hookers.
Really?
Oh, yeah.
Looks like a couple of locals.
Buona sera.
Come on, man. You don't recognize a hooker?
So innocent, man. Just like in college. Ethan was the original incel.
What are you talking about? No, I wasn't.
Yeah, you were. Come on, man.
No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding, man. I'm joking, all right?
Look, you could have gotten laid. He's a handsome guy, right?
Jesus Christ, look at you. You're a handsome guy. I'd do ya.
You're just such a workhorse, man. You never came out of your room.
Well, he's still like that.
Okay, I think we should split the arugula salad and the beet salad,
and then maybe get the raviolo and the vitello.
- I kinda wanted to try the fish, but... - The whitefish?
Yeah.
- No, I feel it'll be too fishy. - Okay.
I mean, it's whitefish, it's pretty light. It's not a very fishy fish.
Well, you can get it tomorrow. We're gonna be here all week.
Okay. Okay. All right. Yeah.
Or we can have the whitefish.
Let's do it. I just don't like it when it's too fishy.
- Sure. - Yeah, me too.
- Great. - Great. It sounds good.
Let's do it.
- Wine, people? - Yes.
- What do we want? - I like white.
Me too. I prefer white.
It's my heart you'll own so I'll wait alone
Non dimenticar
I don't know what they're clapping for.
- This singer's abominable. - Sounded okay to me.
Go!
Go home!
You're not feeling sluggish or not concentrating?
Head is fine. And it's not gonna happen again. It was a little fall, nothing.
You should sleep with Albie anyway.
All right.
How's your Caprese?
I was told that the cheese here was made by a blind nun in a basement.
I'm going. Stay safe.
This isn't your grandma's Bed and Breakfast.
It's a 5-star hotel... you understand, Patrizio?
Hey!
She disappeared. She's one fast slut.
You know, I...
I think you're fine.
You... You didn't hit your head that hard or, you know...
So, I should... I'm just gonna go.
So, I'll see you in the morning.
- Good night. - Good night, Nonno. Sleep well.
Buona sera.
Grazie.
- Did you enjoy the concert? - Yes.
- You're really great. - Grazie.
- Your friend left you alone? - She'll be back soon.
- Hi, I'm Giuseppe. - Mia.
- I'm a singer too. - Oh, yeah?
My dream is to be a musician, write songs and perform.
It's amazing this is your job.
For me, it would be crazy.
To work in such a place... you must be exceptional.
I can play the piano.
Do I have to pay?
How much?
- How much do I need from the bank? - No.
You mistake me.
I know why you're here.
I know a quiet place we can go.
I just need to be home by midnight.
She was definitely more talkative by the pool.
And at dinner, she was actually kinda nice.
Well... now that he's loaded, do you think he regrets marrying such a dud?
Cam, I wanna FaceTime them again.
- What? - Please?
Honey, come on. We just hung up.
I know, but I miss Emma so much.
I know. Of course you do. That's not the point, all right?
The point is... we're in Italy, honey. Okay?
We're on vacation. Just you and me.
Yeah.
- We need to enjoy it. - Okay.
Just me and my baby.
- You know what that means. - What?
You need something.
You need a tickle attack.
I got you!
No! Cam, please!
Cammy, stop! Stop!
Is he hurting her?
Tickle attack!
Monkey man!
No.
Thanks for making more of an effort. I mean, yeah,
they kind of live in a bubble, but they're fun, right?
They don't vote, Ethan.
I know. What the fuck. They don't read the news.
They don't read. It's like, what do they even talk about?
Is that what happens when you're rich for too long,
your brain just atrophies?
- I mean, they seem happy. - No way. It's a front.
It's good to have, you know, diverse friends, I guess.
Yeah, I think we're their diverse friends.
Their White-passing diverse friends.
Yeah, you're right.
When we came up here to get the suit,
he just took all of his clothes off in the middle of the room.
Like, naked.
And then you... Like, where were you?
In the bathroom.
Doesn't seem that weird.
Just getting changed.
I don't wanna fucking talk about this right now, okay?
Because I'm f... Yeah, it's not... This is not the time.
Yes, I will. I will.
Fuck.
- Hi. - Hi.
- Who are you talking to? - It's work. It's Bob.
Oh, Bob. Well, why were you whispering?
I thought you were trying to get ready for bed.
Oh, well. Guess what?
Look what I found.
Oh, okay.
- Two macaroons! - Yeah, great.
- Yeah. I really did only eat three. - Oh. Well, great.
You had a whole panna cotta at dinner.
Well, eat them, 'cause you wanted 'em.
- I don't want them now. - Why?
Yeah, take them, they're good.
Tanya, I just brushed my teeth. I'm on the phone.
Look, I'll have to call you later. Yeah.
- Here you go. - Thank you.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
I went down to the dock when your boat arrived.
I wanted to see what you looked like.
- What'd you think? - Very handsome.
Thank you.
And you're from Los Angeles. It's amazing.
I always dreamt of going to Los Angeles.
That is my dream.
I mean...
You should go.
I don't have the money.
You seem like a very nice person.
I'm just going through a lot right now in my life.
So, it's...
Hard for me to make conversation right now.
But you are very beautiful.
I'm glad you're here.
Allora...